We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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