i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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