Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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