All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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