Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
