If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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