Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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