Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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