YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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