i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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