She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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