we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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