"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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