Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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