I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Welp...herpes.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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