Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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