very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Everything about him screamed your future.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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