All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
