does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
His nipple licking is glorious
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
