I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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