what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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