Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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