Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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