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i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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