awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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