It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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