well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
ttyl tear gas
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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