So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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