i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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