Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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