You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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