Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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