the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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