I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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