The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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