Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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