They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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