Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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