Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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