the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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