Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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