I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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