He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize