Buhtt sex?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Text me some of your sweat
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