i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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