Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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