Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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