Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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