Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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