I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Success! We fucked roommates!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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