yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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