I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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