I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Randomize
