called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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