He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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