Your tits are I can't wait for
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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