Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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