I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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