Those balls look pretty dangerous.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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