Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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