Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
