Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
