butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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