I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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